A mental, "Do enter premises"
better wear clothes you don't care about,
prepare for the smokey smell when your leaving out
"Hey bro, do you have a smoke on you"?
Dayum!!!! Did you smell that on me?
Man is this some kind of act with smokers pheromones on me?
Cuz, I don't even smoke, but Surgeon General said,
"second hand smoke is killing me"
Why must I have to be "a turn on sign", for you to light one?
You have 9 Ionic breezers,
5 Glade fresh breeze releasers
plug-ins in every outlet,
And Axis spray to fresh scent and de-smoke up my outfit??? (when I leave)
I can't believe this,
can you please install an intercom outside your door
so I can talk to you from the other side of the door
and keep smoke perfumes from you, on the inside
I'm trying to be polite
but can you see why I don't come by
its that nicca teen I smell
backing away from the smoke cloud I see
that haze that blazed my suits, with stinky hair for days
feel like I walk into a foggy morning in the light of day
there you go, looking for a lighter
thats my Q,
"See I got to leave, drowning from the smoke fire"!
I really care about you
but I also care for your health
I care more about mine
I'm the one in need of oxygen help
maybe I'll get over this phobia
during one of your pow wows
but I have to go
I'll call from here on out
Mom, I have to go right now
cough cough, cough, love you!
THE SMOKERS LOUNGE
By LeRoy Goetzendanner